Wrinkles:
My birthday is next week and I'll be 3- years old (and kind of sad about it). It doesn't help that Aliyah is afraid to look at me the morning of my birthday because she's convinced I'm going to wake up with a face full of wrinkles and she doesn't want to see me like that. Hahahahaha
San Diego:
Aliyah: Mom when are we going to San Diego?
Me: Next week
Aliyah: Tomorrow?
Me: No, next week
A: Tomorrow?
M: No... next... week
A: Oh, tomorrow?
M: (hahahaha) no, next Wed.
A: Oh, the day after today?
LOL
Lazarus:
(we're in the car driving home and this is what I hear in the back seat)
Aliyah: Lazarus died before Jesus
Michael: No, he died after Jesus
(This continues on for a while and both kids are getting irritated and starting to get really annoyed with each other)
Me: Are you talking about the first or second time he died?
Michael: The second time
Me: Hmmm, I'm not sure if he died before or after Jesus
Aliyah: He died before
Michael: NO, he died after!
Aliyah: Just a minute, I'm going to ask my brain. (silence...) My brain said he died before Jesus.
Michael: Well he didn't! He died after!
Aliyah: Okay, I'm going to ask my heart. (silence...) My heart said he died before Jesus.
Michael: I'm going to pray about it and see. (silence...) I prayed about it and he died after Jesus.
Aliyah: I'm going to pray about it too...
Michael: You're just going to say he died before!!!
Hahahaha